Well, although Summer isn’t officially over, it’s time to embrace “Back to School”, which is apparently it’s own holiday nowadays. So in the true spirit of things, this is where I get to grade Mommy and Daddy on their efforts in making this the best Summer of my life (teheehee–the ONLY Summer of my life…).
1. Picnic on the Grass, A
2. Swim in the Ocean, A+
We went to Jamaica–need I say more?
3. Play in the Sand, A+
Jamaica, Mexico, Grand Cayman…now that’s sand…
4. Ride the Train at the Zoo, B
I went to the zoo. There was no train-riding. This may or may not have been my fault. I do remember something about running around like a wild-banshee until I got taken home. However, Mommy could have stuck it out and attempted a train ride, no? I was going to give a grade of “C”, but then I remember I got to touch a snake, and that’s totally worth a letter grade increase.
5. Visit a Park We’ve Never Been To, A+
We ended up at LOTS of parks we’ve never been to, and we went LOTS of times. One even had a water feature. Above and beyond the call of duty there, Mom.
6. Play Games at the Fair, A+
We went to the fair 3 times! And we went to 2 different fairs. And I even got to ride a horsey–twice!
7. Do a Good Deed…or Two…or Three, B
We only did 2, Mom. 2. Slacker.
8. Make Popsicles, F
We didn’t make popsicles at all. In Mommy’s defense, I don’t actually like popsicles, but I bet we could have had fun trying.
9. Hike in the Woods, C
Those were scary woods. With big bugs. And she woke me up from my nap.
10. Paint a Picture, A
I wasn’t a fan. Too messy. But, we had a variety of colors and painting utensils. And Mommy painted me a picture for my room. The effort was there.
11. Have a Lemonade Stand at a Garage Sale, A+
Best Lemonade Stand EVER. Holla!
12. Feed the Ducks, A+
Ok. We didn’t actually get to feed the ducks. But some old lady chased the geese out of our way and whacked ’em with her cane, and that my friends, is a win in my book.
13. Plant a Garden, A
Oh, Mom. It pains me to give you this grade. You see, you didn’t qualify–you just said plant it. You didn’t stipulate by WHEN you had to plant it or that it had to actually grow. I suppose planting your crop in JUNE and then NOT WATERING IT does actually count.
14. Visit a Farm, A
We didn’t actually visit a farm, but we did see lots and lots of animals, which was the point. And did I mention I got to touch a snake?! And ride a horse? Twice?! Oh, and a Kangaroo!
15. Blow BIG Bubbles, A+
2 Words: Bubble. Gun.
16. Make Ice Blocks, A
Oh, again, Mom. It pains me to award such a high grade for a total fail, but the thought was there.
17. Buy Fresh Food at a Farmer’s Market, A+
Mommy gets the “plus” only because Aunt Amy & Uncle David came, too.
18. Attend a Class or Group Activity, A+
Swimmy class was SO fun!
19. Go Camping, C
Mommy tried. Daddy was a woman. This is what happened.
20. Have a BBQ Party, A
I had fun. Too bad only Aunt Amy & Uncle Dave showed up on time. Way to be my rock, Aunt Amy.
21. Catch Lightening Bugs, C
Umm…we didn’t have any. For reals. We tried. As a consolation, Mommy let me eat a bug of my choosing. Okay, okay, maybe let is too strong a word…
22. Do a Family Photo-Shoot, F
They don’t love me. They don’t even want to have their picture taken with me. Maybe the Jolie-Pitts will adopt me. I could fit in well there.
Oh wait! I lied. No, no. I was mistaken. Guess that’s an A+, too then.
23. Visit With Aunt Kristin and Uncle Jason, A
They came to our house! But I had to share my room and toys.
24. Build a Sensory Play Box, A
Apparently Mommy thinks this would be a better Winter activity. So although she did it, I only got to experience it once. We did a nature box.
25. Make a New “Summer Treat” Recipe, A
We made lots of treats. But did you know they make Pina Colada marshmallows? And strawberry marshmallows? They do! So we made some delicious smores on the fire pit this Summer. And Grandma snuck me some special treats, but I’m not supposed to talk about that…
23/25. Not too shabby, Parents. Not too Shabby. Especially when we did some activities multiple times and we did lots of other activities, like playing in the hose, going to festivals, having game nights, going to Grandma’s, playing water table, and adopting a kitty. Oh, and there’s that whole going out of the country on a cruise thing. That was pretty awesome.
Overall, I have to rate my first Summer experience as excellent. I can’t wait to see what they have planned for, oh I don’t know, the rest of my life?