It’s time for another exciting episode of Matty Moments. I need to remember to write all of this down, because I don’t remember the half of it. But he said something so outrageous today, it reminded me I needed to chronicle more.
Out taking a walk around the neighborhood while many, many neighbors are out:
Matty: Shoot da fag! (in the loudest possible toddler voice ever heard)
Me: YES! YES! THE FLAG. YOU LIKE TO SALUTE THE FLAG, DON’T YOU?
::runs away avoiding all eye contact::
I walk into the sunroom to find birdseed all over the floor:
Me: Who made this big mess?
Matty: Amy. (he didn’t even pause–he must have planned his story out ahead of time)
Me: Aunt Amy drove all the way to our house and made a big mess?
Matty: Uhhhh-huuuh. And pizza!
Me: Oh, and she brought pizza?
Matty: Uh huh. Mmmmm. ::rubs belly::
Working in the yard when a neighbor stops by to chat:
Matty: (looks up after being shy for a few minutes) Poop poop mah hand!
Neighbor: Your hand?
Matty: Poop. Poop. (enunciating it very clearly so she understands)
Neighbor: (looks at me me quizzically)
Me: ::nervous laugh:: Thanks for stopping by!
::runs in house::
If you didn’t guess, there was quite the unfortunate potty learning accident this week. 🙂
Getting ready for bed, and sitting down to nurse:
Matty: Bites of milk?
Me: NOOOOOOO! …You can have a drink of milk…
Matty: ICE! Two ice? Mmmm. Cold milk. Ice? Yeah. Ok. Ice. (runs for kitchen)