Elf on the Shelf
Haha, Klaus. You only wish you had mad skillz like me (and Daddy). Fool can’t even dunk.
Advent Calendar Book
Ooh, Dickens. I’m so advanced. I got to open my present early in the day because we gave my babysitter and her baby a present. Then I made her read it to me 10 times. Then Mommy had to read it to me 10 times. Then Daddy had to read it to me 10 times.
Family Photo FAIL
Wait. Santa comes down the chimney? Bwhahaha. That fat guy? Never going to fit. You hear that Santa? Not going to fit. Please be sure to leave your keys in the sleigh. I’ll finish your route for ya.