Elf on the Shelf
No, no, Klaus! It’s not as fun as it looks. I promise. I’ve tried.
Advent Calendar Book
Mommy took my present to Panera where we met Auntie Angela and Kat for dinner. I don’t know what this book is. I don’t know what dinner was. I pretended to be super-duper tornado Matty. Whirr whirr. Apparently we’re back to not going out to eat again for awhile. Whatever. P.S. Mommy says this is a pretty accurate depiction of dining with kids.
Family Photo FAIL
It’s a redneck Christmas, ya’ll.