Elf on the Shelf
I think Elf is getting home-sick again. He was playing North Pole.
Advent Calendar Book
Haha, oh it’s Santa. The only man who can get away with with calling every one “Ho, ho, ho!” You’re so pimp, Santa.
Family Photo FAIL
Why do you keep glaring at me, Dad? Is this some sort of reverse Oedipus complex. Are you jealous of me and Mommy’s relationship? Should I sleep with one eye open? Do we need to do some male bonding together? We could go eat beef jerky, shoot stuff, and knock back a couple of beers–I hear that’s the ultimate male bonding experience. Or maybe we could just go to Chuck-E-Cheese? I bet playing Whack-a-Mole would totally relieve your frustrations.