Elf on the Shelf
Elf must have been so tired from painting yesterday that he didn’t do anything naughty last night. He did touch this week’s favorite toy, so I kicked him across the room. I’m a good kicker. Better watch out Stephen Gostkowski…
Advent Calendar Book
Run, run, as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the Gingerbread Man. I really relate to this book.
Family Photo FAIL
I’m getting old. My antlers are sagging.