Elf on the Shelf
Elf pee-peed in the big bed! (I promise it wasn’t me.) So I taught him to use the potty. I even showed him how much toilet paper he has to use. A lot!
Advent Calendar Book
Yay! It’s Where Is Baby’s Christmas Present? I love these books.
Family Photo FAIL
Wait. Wait, guys. Stop production. I want to eat. I don’t care that we JUST. ATE. DINNER. Look! I’m even using my signs, so you can’t reject my request or you’ll teach me that my communications mean nothing to you…bwahahaha. Now give me some chips, fools.