Elf on the Shelf
Maybe Klaus and I will get along after all. Last night he went grocery shopping in the pantry. He got cookies and cake mix and pancakes and pastries. So we all got pancakes and strawberries for breakfast. Yum.
But he did touch my toys. So I grabbed him out the cart and flung him across the room. Be warned.
Advent Calendar Book
This book is about Baby Jesus.
In the spirit of Christmas, Mommy said I must refrain from Talladega Nights jokes, but she didn’t say anything about not posting a video. Warning, there are a couple of bad words…
Family Photo FAIL
Mommy was trying to convince me to steal Santa’s milk. How many times do we have to cover this, Mom? Milk doesn’t come from a cup. It comes a from a boob. I thought we moved past this confusion a year ago…