Tales From the Crib: Week 50

I’m the vascular cambium!  Lol for all of my botany friends.

We went on picnic this week.  Auntie Angela and Kat met us.  It was stellar.  Kat pushed me on the swings–she pushes me high, unlike these clown adults.  I have a feeling we’re going to be great friends, that gal and I.

(OOh, what’d you get, Daddy? All I got was a crusty baguette.)

(Wait, tell me more, Auntie Angela.  So, I just shred my Daddy’s car tires and I get new playground mulch?  Would you like to  come over this weekend and help me?)

I learned a new word–“down”.  As in, “Matty, get DOWN from the couch.” “Matty, get DOWN from the bed.” “DOWN. DOWN. DOWN. We don’t climb on chairs.” Maybe you don’t climb on chairs, Mom, but I do. Bwahahaha.

I’ve also learned how to use all of toys. Like buckets.

Man, I crack myself up.